Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

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gummo1997:

Une femme mariée (1964) dir. Jean-Luc Godard

Dogtooth (2009) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

okay this is going to be really long but i’ve already lost like fifteen followers since i’ve been in france so who cares. today we left Nice and now I’m in Paris and the train ride was ridiculous i fell asleep listening to timber timbre and had weird dreams. my host family here is really nice even though I’ve only met my host mom. I think they’re really religious but honestly she’s so sweet so whatever. tomorrow I’m going to get up early-ish and find my way to shakespeare and company which is a famous bookstore and probably look around and also buy tobacco and rolling papers and filters and teach myself how to do that :~) 

9ea:

in memory of such fine 2012 memes such as “egg”, “scalene triangle”, and the early “rev up those friers”

happy-blood:

People say you’ve bewitched Kurt, that he’s just a simple-minded guy and you… Courtney: Well, Jesus, don’t flatter him all at once. One minute he’s a leader, a voice for a generation - next minute I’m spoon-feeding him cereal and fucking his life up. Kurt went after me. I wanna tell you about how we finally got together. I was going out with Billy Corgan - for my sins, for my sins, we all make mistakes - actually fuck it, no, he’s stuck up for me. Billy’s okay. He was good in bed. Very good in bed. Anyway, I was with Billy, and I went on tour with him in Europe. They [The Pumpkins] were playing some festival with Nirvana, and I stood on the side of the stage and Kurt was drunk, really really drunk, staggering all over the stage. He started singing a song in a really high voice about me, he and Dave [Grohl] were making jokes about me and Billy, and it was so embarrassing. I was squeezing Billy’s hand digging my nails right in. Anyway, the dressing-room was covered in graffiti about me, which I found out later Kurt had done, because he was jealous of Billy. And all round Europe, the Pumpkins played in venues a week after Nirvana, and every dressing room had something scrawled in it from Kurt. There were hundreds of weird coincidences. I didn’t initially go after him. I wanted him to date Kat [Bjelland, from Babes in Toyland]. I tried to get them together. So everyone can stop all this shit now. It’s the lying I can’t stand. It’s the lying that gets me down. One thing this last terrible year has proved: if you lie about us, I will hit you, Kurt will shoot you, and we will sue.

happy-blood:

People say you’ve bewitched Kurt, that he’s just a simple-minded guy and you…
Courtney: Well, Jesus, don’t flatter him all at once. One minute he’s a leader, a voice for a generation - next minute I’m spoon-feeding him cereal and fucking his life up. Kurt went after me. I wanna tell you about how we finally got together. I was going out with Billy Corgan - for my sins, for my sins, we all make mistakes - actually fuck it, no, he’s stuck up for me. Billy’s okay. He was good in bed. Very good in bed. Anyway, I was with Billy, and I went on tour with him in Europe. They [The Pumpkins] were playing some festival with Nirvana, and I stood on the side of the stage and Kurt was drunk, really really drunk, staggering all over the stage. He started singing a song in a really high voice about me, he and Dave [Grohl] were making jokes about me and Billy, and it was so embarrassing. I was squeezing Billy’s hand digging my nails right in. Anyway, the dressing-room was covered in graffiti about me, which I found out later Kurt had done, because he was jealous of Billy. And all round Europe, the Pumpkins played in venues a week after Nirvana, and every dressing room had something scrawled in it from Kurt. There were hundreds of weird coincidences. I didn’t initially go after him. I wanted him to date Kat [Bjelland, from Babes in Toyland]. I tried to get them together. So everyone can stop all this shit now. It’s the lying I can’t stand. It’s the lying that gets me down. One thing this last terrible year has proved: if you lie about us, I will hit you, Kurt will shoot you, and we will sue.

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bebyblue:

Home Interiors 1 (paintings 59. 60)

nyehs:

way to go you god damn idiot egg

nyehs:

way to go you god damn idiot egg

*looks at a straight couple* so, which one of you is the tim and which one of you is the eric
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darksilenceinsuburbia:

Giovanni Damiola

Ordinary Superheroes

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homeviewing:

To Die For (Gus Van Sant, 1995)

yugichrist:

thejory:

yugichrist:

What do you guys think the guy from the cover of The Bends is doing now

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Wow…….Glad to see he’s doing alright (:

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